That day, your humble servant, Bradassié the warrior, was out in Zul’Farrak with the gentle Zinjae, who always tends to my wounds, Hikkar the druidess, Rachna the shaman, and a young hunter passing through. After a few painful encounters with zombies, Rachna’s seasoned help proved invaluable in completing our various tasks, including slaying a three-headed hydra and flattening a troll wave.
After their departure, along with the hunter, Hikkar, Zinjae, and I decided to search for some missing troll fetishes on the cold bodies of the locals. All that remained was to cool them off. Unfortunately, we quickly realised that the task was going to be tough—and especially very long. So, we thought it best to head for the exit. The path was once again guarded by trolls as valiant as those we had slain upon arrival. No matter, I tightened the straps of my armour, mounted my wolf, and charged ahead, closely followed by my companions and a small army of angry trolls. I focused on the exit at the end of the corridor, doing my best to ignore the axes and spells coming my way. When suddenly, time seemed to stop, a blue horizon appeared before me, with a strange sign attached reading “Windows updates completed. Installation requires a restart of the computer”. This strange language left me stunned for a moment, and when I regained my senses, a dozen trolls were surrounding my mount, halted just a few steps from the exit. Immediately after this, my mind was greeted by an old, translucent acquaintance with white wings…
